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| To fight the evil known as boredom
http://www.riddlenow.com/riddles.htm
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| See if you can find what's wrong with this...
Since when did keeping your hands clean and keeping your blood sugar level low point towards possibly being pregnant?!
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| Long time no glomp.
Not much noteworthy things happened for a while. Life has been interesting... I've been asked by a friend to be her date for 2 weddings next month. The difficult part is that she has a bf... and he just doesn't want to show up. Being the uptight asshole, I told her to clear it with her bf first. :O
Anyone that knows me ... understand that I'm an introvert. Just don't ask my coworkers... I set up most of the social gatherings (my intent is to find all the cool stuff I could be doing instead). Today, I had one of those confusing WTP moments. WTP = what the pig ... a play off of what the heo (I'm told it's a homonym for hell)? Heo in Vietnamese is pig. I'm not Vietnamese, but I've had my share of pho and Viet friends. =) Sorry for diverting; so a pretty girl stares at me. Normally, I would look away; unfortunately, I smiled. She didn't know how to react so she smiled and approached me. She asked, "do I know you"? I replied, "I don't think so". "Oh". A deafening silence ensues... until I introduce myself (I made it seem like I was hitting on her). I can smile at a perfect stranger, but I can't do crap for the girl that I like. Sigh, my life's one bad sitcom drama. When I asked my lawyer friend what I'm doing wrong; all she had to say was this - you're a sheep (ref. astrology). "They all misunderstand you." -_-
Note to self, learn this for the next event gathering - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNWEx6VhWSQ.
I understand the use of magnets to keep the top from dropping, but how'd he fit the cap in there? O_o
I'll post private pics of myself and my 1st nephew. ^_____________^ He's about 2 and a half now. He obviously gets the handsomeness from his guncle. Yes, despite the fact that he can talk in full sentences now (late according to my parents), he still calls me "guncle" or maybe "gunkle". I can't wait until he gets old enough for me to teach him martial arts. ^_____^ <--- beaming with pride
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| Dems win approval of health bill in committee
WTF?! Ok, I may be paraphrasing this... but the white house would like to pass a health bill that taxes the rich more to pay for the health for the less fortunate. Since when did our society reward people for being lazy and complacent? I earn less than 99% of Americans, may be callous, and may not understand what the less fortunate are living; however, I believe we're approaching things the wrong way. Instead of providing opportunities for people to better themselves, we're rewarding them to be lazy dumbasses! What an awesome world our politicians are making. I'm fairly sure our corrupt politicians have written provisions for themselves to not be taxed the extra 5% the other small business owners have to pay. This may work in other advanced countries, but the smart asses in the white house forget that we're currently a service oriented country, have a huge deficit, and import more than we export. Hats off to the few conservative democrats that have fought this bill. As usual, there are more idiots than people who know what they're doing. Democrats should have learned by now... whatever Pelosi says, DO THE OPPOSITE!
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| Keep in mind that marriage is not only sacred, but a celebration. Keep life joyful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0
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